I show up to work late.

My pay check is like $63.

I drop a huge glass jar of cherries and shatter it.

I silp on the wet floor and fall flat on my face. In front of the custormers.

The shift manager is getting really annoyed with me because my mom keeps banging on the door to tell me to leave.

She doesn't understand that I have told my mom numerous times not to do so.

Mom doesn't understand that I am not allowed to leave until my duties are finished-- even if I have to work overtime.

I had a bad day at work today.

Um, somehow Mandi managed to post on my account instead of her own. oO

Ugh. 30GB of my hardrive is Seussical movie. FAH. I need to compress it...

Blah. I hate it that I'm alergic to cats. I think they're adorable, but I can't get near them without getting myself sick for like a million years.

The more you love someone
the more he make you crazy.
The more you love someone
the more you wishing him dead.
Sometime you look at him
and only see fat and lazy,
and you want baseball bat
for hitting him on his head!

Picture that in a thick japanese accent. Hilariousness. I heart Avenure Q.

I got a new computer. Or rather, it's new to me. It's actually a late 99 model iMac. It's probably the ugliest computer in existance. It's gray and teal. And while I love gray, its a terrible shade of gray with stripes that remind me of corrugated cardboard. It has one of the worst OSs in existanc -- Mac OS 9.2, which is why I haven't been able to blog -- Mindsay requires OS X or better in Mac machines. I fecking adore that computer. Dad is going to try to install OS X this weekend, so I can then download Firefox and not be subjected to IE's evilness any longer, as well as get a decent version of iTunes. Awsome.

If I don't find a job soon, then places are goign to quit hiring. Everyone has opportunities right now becasue summer is coming up, but that's going to be over in a couple of weeks. I applied to some places at the mall including this clothing store where the most beautiful boy I have ever seen schedualed me for an interview. Unfortunately the manager wasn't very friendly and it made me really nervous so I kind of didn't do well when he was asking me questions, but before hand Beautiful Boy was telling me about how he went to IU for graphic design and such... all I could think was "take me home and let me live in your closet." I also applied to an office supply store, but they haven't called me so I think they weeren't interested. *sigh.* Matt's taking me after school to schedual some interviews at the mall...

Wow, I just looked at my suggested tags and it reads "computer sucks freaky computer tech guys dont." That is sexy.

Ash needs her computer back, the little douche bag. Adios!

Does anyone know where I can find a decentt ftp program for free (besides coffeecup) that I can use on a mac? Anyone? I really hate spending money...

I started recording music with Garage Band. I've finished three songs so far (well, almost-- I have two that I want to redo the vocals on, but...). I've come to the conclusion that my voice sounds similar to that of a very talented ten-year-old. Which makes me sad. Why is my voice so.. young sounding? I'm doing everything right. I'm controling my breathing and my vibrato and opening my mouth and throat and singing into the soft palate... Oh bah, it's frustrating. Damn damn damn.

Speaking of damn... So, I had a Signature Singers performance at this prespertarian church today, right? Well, I, of course, had no idea what solo I was singing until the five minutes before we went on. I ended up singing "I can do that" from A Chorus Line, and it was going well (considering the performance was the first time I had ever sung it with TWB on the piano) until about half-way through when I realized that a cuss word was coming up in the song. I was trying to think of something to replace it, but performing and thinking are two things I was never able to handle doing at the same time. So I definitely cussed in front of a room full of conservative crazy Christian old ladies. Slightly embarassing. I don't think they liked me much after than that.

What the heck? Oo; My sister's cell phone alarm just went off. That was odd.

I keep missing deadlines. I was doing such a good job at getting them in on time, but now they keep getting away from me! I'm fairly certain that I've lost both my scholarships to USI, not because I've been getting bad grades or anything, but because I missed the deadline of May 1st for filling out the FAFSA form. AND I still have yet to sign up for an orientation.

Ugh, Ashley. Stop getting so lazy. Snap snap snap!

Senioritis WILL NOT get away with me! I promise! LOOK AT ME GO! WOOOOSH! XD